sometimes, words are all we have. Yes, they may seem contrived. they may seem worthless, cliched, and ultimately wasted.
However, in this instance, and through this medium, words are all I have.
I never meant to disappointment. all I ever tried to do was make people smile. yes, I know I take the piss sometimes but I never do it to hurt, I never do it to be mean.
if I thought anything I had written on these pages would lead people to think of me in a bad way then I feel the purpose of this site has been wasted.
I started this site mainly so I didn't have to keep on writing e-mails. but it grew from that, I realised there were people out there who were reading it to be entertained also. when I realised this, my writing changed. I sometimes wrote simply to entertain, to bring smiles, to make people happy.
I now admit that in trying to do this, I have brought some readers undue misery.
so these are my apologies.
the first is to the guy looking for French Porn. I am sorry that I did not provide you with tasty Parisians partaking in acts unfit for description. it was never my intention to not provide French Porn on this site, I just don't have the bandwidth.
the second, and more sincere apology goes to the person searching for Mick Hucknall August 2004. I am sorry that I did not provide you with Mick Hucknall partaking in acts unfit for description. it was never my intention to not provide Simply Red mp3's on this site, I just don't have the bandwidth.
For the disappointment that Wardy so often brings, all I can say is sorry.