Lesson Learned.
* Kick with the shin, not the foot.
Lesson temporarily forgotton.
* Kick with the shin, not the foot.
Lesson learned.
* Kick with the shin, not the foot.
You see, when you try something new, and get it a bit wrong, you can sometimes hurt yourself. This simple misdemeanour left my with a foot with a sweet ass lump on it. I mean this foot swelled up good. There was talk of bones having been broken and having to take weeks off. There is something sickeningly grotesque about standing watching your foot swell before your very eyes.
I thought about hospital but, I just couldn't be bothered. So I put it in ice all night instead and it looks heaps better.
You know, I think of injuries like I do falling off a bike. It only goes to show that you're trying.
Next time I try to kick that fast, you'd better believe I'll remember my distancing.