For the majority of the day I have to wear a dust mask while I'm in my workshop. I only really need it for a couple of the machines but it's such a pain putting my protective stuff on and off all freaking day that I tend to keep my mask on. I've started taping a big "X" on the front of it to give it a bit of character but I felt more was needed.
Then today I had a brainwave. From this day onward, my dust mask is going to be adorned with the phrase "I have SARS."
Brilliant.