19 May 2004

Blog Review.

The Passions Of The Chris

Chris, who has an unfeasible knowledge of children’s television as well as some marginally important stuff to do with building regs, shall now be telling all in his eagerly anticipated third blog. After the success of ‘Chris Actually’ and ‘10 Things To Do In Denver When You’re Chris’, this new blog promises to keep all the charm of the originals while using many of the same anecdotes and jokes.
Written in the broken, disjointed style that has made Hollyoaks so successful, it utilises the freelance spelling made so popular by sites such as Powder Search. Issues ranging from what was eaten for breakfast all the way through to the delights of supper shall be breached, with little regard to offending, or even paying attention to lunch.
While the main revenue of the site comes from advertising, much of the money to pay for the material is brokered from the sale of slightly damaged English China, with a favourable nod towards the ever popular ‘Eternal Beau’ collection.

Although this site is often worrying, it can entertain in an instant with regular quips towards minority groups and those who shop at ‘Holland and Barrat’. This site often surprises with its superficial views towards both independent music retailers and stilt walkers, but this never detracts from colourful writing which can not only pass time in the office, but is equally comfortable being a minor distraction at home or even on the move.

This reviewer would give The Passions Of The Chris four ‘and’ signs dispersed with a ‘pound' sign it could have been higher were it not for the green colour which reminds of a nasty wound, the type of which would keep one from being the lead role in an Amateur Dramatics version of Dudley Moore’s “Arthur”.

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